sick minkey in minniapolis

sick minkey mini tour in minnnnerliapplestros.
these faces..

are why dan didn't get tips at his old job.
the heron of mystery made an appearance on our mini tour to minnerolospitron.

very alluring and enticing.
this is what dan does now. all the time. it's why his boobs are getting bigger and harder than mine.

no need to be lonely.
I wish i was from japan. that's what this picture made me think of.
watching that band with the cool name that starts with a d.


so.. this is the beginning of archagathus photos. here's dan doing some sort of throat noise with steve from bodies lay broken pumping his fist.. or maybe he wasn't pumping.. i guess it was more of a flale.

you wouldn't notice right away because of the gremlin like face dan has on in this one.. but this was during one of his pogoing sessions.
he looks like jason mewes in mallrats here.
morgan.. as long as craig keeps cutting his hair it will never be too much hair on stage.



dan sweats alot.. and often it makes him stink.

sometimes he'll take a shower and then wipe himself off with a sweaty stinky shirt just to keep it real.

unfortunately i didn't get great photos of craig playing.. but the light kept being crazy and the photos just kinda looked like shit i guess.
morgan was making it burtle.. even if her mic was turned off for the whole set.

dan just took a giant crap. or toot.




really tough shot. look at micah.. he's filled with tears of joy.

not even real.
sweaty dan selling merch.





me and dan. i think i look kind of unsure about things. i always seem uncomfortable when someone else is taking pictures of me.. especially when i'm posing for a "couple shot" that's all planned and I say.. hey you (person i don't know) can you take some photos of me and this guy which is obviously my boyfriend.

i dunno. totally awkward.

I unfortunately missed patisserie because of all the cigarette smoke that i was feeling ill from.. but luckily i made it back down for a super heavy set of bodies lay broken.

it was actually ridiculous. the smoke machine was bringing more burtality to the mix.. either that or it wasn't.
this guy looks like a mix between travis and darcy.
"i'd like to thank you all for coming out,.. oh, and this song is about sick brutality"







i don't know how this happened but i like it.

anyways.. this is the next morning. we all went to sewards which i always forget how amazing it is with all the sunlight and fucking great food! and awesome bikes! oh yeah and that girl with the great tattoo that i want to be friends with.






look at that light blue peddle and chain crank or whatever.

shadows of imperial doom.
rosemary of attrocity.








some more shadows.

dan and some water. oh and that tight shirt that's almost the same color as his skin.

basically from the looks of these pictures all we did was gorge ourselves with coffee.

i guess that's not far from the truth. well i guess except on my part.
sharkbird.

dan somehow transformed into a crotchity old cenile lady.
here i am for the second time with my grease bon hair.

maybe i really actually want to drink coffee.










we can tell that he wants to.

nuts.
blah blah blah something disgusting blah.









bwahaha that's not so bad. blah.

pwfffffff.ya , sick. greeny brown wood is a treat.
here's....
...craig instead of my body!

dying sunflower season.

i didn't know for a while why i liked this one better then my other one which was totally in focus.. i guess when you finally figure out what parts are in focus.. i dunno. it just made me feel nice.
i honestly didn't expect anything from this one.












now.. listen.. everywhere on this tour they are selling tacos in a bag.. which sounds like a way of describing a bag of shit. anyways.. i have no idea what are in indian tacos and why that green gorilla agreed to this gig.

i am so evil. look at this.
i guess this is not so evil, this one.

this was actually a super quick shot of the front of a short train.

i wish it would have been a bit better but it wasn't. it's okay though cause you can't tell it's a train and that's kinda weird.

this totally looks like the recipy for a tornado happening right here.
so i assembled archagathapoopee at the "gas station of imminant death" to take some photos.

this is them decided in what order they should stand.















no one really knows.. i guess dan figured..

..morgan should be in the middle cause she's the shortest..
..but all you've done dan is made morgan look like an infant.
archagathus or "the infants"
honestly.. who knows what to expect after this one.

these sunset ones weren't actually supposed to be pretty cause i'm not into that shit... however.. i was trying to take a picture of the hand puppets dan was making while driving with his knees.

but he kept chaing his mind and kinda flaling his hands around really quick so i kept missing what he was doing and taking a picture of the sunset.

here... here's proof.

it's the bird! it's the bird!
begaaaaaawh!



















dan.. drinking my rootbeer as seriously as possible.

he's actually still driving at u.s. speeds while this is happening.
this is at the border. i forced them to pose in front of this hot stuff sign.

it turned out better then expected. i figured at this point they would be offering to punt me out of the car and cross the border without me but luckily they're in archagator and they're always up for a fake party.

so.. alright.. this was the archagathus mini tour in minnifartootsmellbad.

we had fun, we don't like the sun, we don't like the runs, we sit on our buns.

this is just prooves that... i should travel more.

thanks for taking me.